Let your Balboa nerd flag fly with I *Heart* Balboa t-shirts!
This year's shirt is Be the Cryptid You Wish To See On the Dance Floor
If you are attending the event, please order your shirt on the registration form when you register so that you can take advantage of our special advance order prices for attendees. (You can still use the links below to add a shirt later, but you will pay full price).
If you are not attending the event, and want us to mail you a shirt, please use our t-shirt order form below.
All t-shirt orders must be received on/by Feb 3rd, 2027 so that we can turn in our order to the printer in time for the event. Due to the frankly astronomical cost of printing, we will only order a handful of extras in sizes S, M & L to sell at the event, so please don't sleep on it.
This design is available on your choice of a Bella+Canvas tri-blend cropped muscle tank (femme cut), a Bella+Canvas tri-blend crew (boxy/masculine cut) or a Bella+Canvas jersey crew (fitted/femme cut)
If you are attending the event, please order your shirt on the registration form when you register so that you can take advantage of our special advance order prices for attendees. (You can still use the links below to add a shirt later, but you will pay full price).
If you are not attending the event, and want us to mail you a shirt, please use our t-shirt order form below.
All t-shirt orders must be received on/by Feb 3rd, 2027 so that we can turn in our order to the printer in time for the event. Due to the frankly astronomical cost of printing, we will only order a handful of extras in sizes S, M & L to sell at the event, so please don't sleep on it.
Mail order shirts will ship after the event (early April 2027)
All shirts are $30 + shipping
International friends: we regret that we are no longer able to ship internationally.
Between the rising shipping costs, the EU enacting burdensome packaging rules, and You Know Who's absurd tariff hissy fits, it is just too complicated.
Live your best cryptid life. Keep it weird on the dance floor with our Balboa Mothman shirt. Hand drawn by our fearless trashcat leader, Erica Vess, this is a brand new design for 2027.
Color note: each style is a slightly different color, because we are mixing and matching styles. We know Mothman is supposed to have glowing red eyes, but all the true red shirts were just....no, so we took some liberties.
*crop tanks have an open racerback & are more generous in the chest than the size chart shows. Bra-wearers: be aware that your bra WILL show. If you typically buy clothing in the women's department, we recommend ordering your normal size. If you typically shop in the men's department, you may wish to size up 1 or 2 sizes.
Where did the dolman shirts go?
If you're an I Heart Bal superfan, you probably miss those Next Level brand dolmans. We do too!
The manufacturer now only offers these in white, black and gray and we are NOT about that monochrome life. Yes, we are sad. Yes we also loved that style. Sorry.
