If you are attending the event, please order your shirt on the registration form when you register so that you can take advantage of our special advance order prices for attendees. (You can still use the links below to add a shirt later, but you will pay full price).
If you are not attending the event, and want us to mail you a shirt, please use our t-shirt order form below.
All t-shirt orders must be received on/by Feb 19th, 2026 so that we can turn in our order to the printer in time for the event. Due to the frankly astronomical cost of printing, we will only order a handful of extras in sizes S, M & L to sell at the event, so please don't sleep on it.
Mail order shirts will ship after the event (early April 2026)
All shirts are $30 + shipping
International friends: yes we can ship to you, but just be aware that the rates are CRAZY expensive.
International friends: yes we can ship to you, but just be aware that the rates are CRAZY expensive.
We do not markup the shipping, it just be like that, sorry.
This design is available on your choice of a Bella+Canvas tri-blend crew (boxy/masculine cut), a Bella+Canvas tri-blend cropped muscle tank (femme cut), or an Allmade tri-blend scoopneck (flowy femme cut) .
This design is available on your choice of a Bella+Canvas tri-blend crew (boxy/masculine cut), a Bella+Canvas tri-blend cropped muscle tank (femme cut), or an Allmade tri-blend scoopneck (flowy femme cut) .
HONK if you love Balboa
Mess with the honk, get the bonk. We have wanted to add the chaos of geese to our pantheon of whimsy for a while and now is the time! Hand drawn by our fearless trashcat leader, Erica Vess, this is a brand new design for 2026.
Color note: the crew and cropped muscle tank are available in mustard yellow only. The scoopneck is available in vintage rose only (sorry! there was no yellow option in this style, whomp-whomp)
All shirt styles feature soft, lightweight fabric that is a joy to wear!
*crop tanks have an open racerback & are more generous in the chest than the size chart shows. Bra-wearers: be aware that your bra WILL show. If you typically buy clothing in the women's department, we recommend ordering your normal size. If you typically shop in the men's department, you may wish to size up 1 or 2 sizes.
Hot Trash Balboa
You can't handle this trash. You've heard of Hot Girl Summer....how about Hot Trash Balboa instead?
Hand drawn by our fearless trashcat leader, Erica Vess, this is a brand new design for 2026.
All shirt styles feature soft, lightweight fabric that is a joy to wear!
*crop tanks have an open racerback & are more generous in the chest than the size chart shows. Bra-wearers: be aware that your bra WILL show. If you typically buy clothing in the women's department, we recommend ordering your normal size. If you typically shop in the men's department, you may wish to size up 1 or 2 sizes.
Where did the dolman shirts go?
If you're an I Heart Bal superfan, you probably miss those Next Level brand dolmans. We do too!
The manufacturer now only offers these in white, black and gray and we are NOT about that monochrome life. Yes, we are sad. Yes we also loved that style. Sorry.
For 2026, we are trying a new femme-cut flowy shirt style. It is not the classic dolman that we all miss, but we hope it will give a flowier/scoopneck option for those that prefer that looser fit style.
